Screw Up...

[lovemachine]

After my finale with the PRC girl, i moved on and got hitched up with this decent sg girl, 25, chinese and working in an office.

after 3 weeks of planning, i managed to bed her. but fuck shes so inexperienced and such a dead fish.

irritated, i "taught" her several positions and make her perform blowjobs (she really dunno how to) and ass rimming haha.

and all this while i didnt realise what i was doing!

shes a decent girl and by teaching her all those sexual stunts, she was very turned off.

and she just broke up with me, telling me i had too much sexual fantasy and seemed too "experienced". she said she checked with her female and male friends and the conclusion was: only a guy who has had lotsa commericial sex have this type of expectations. their decent friends fuck like boring rabbits, while im too adventureous and too "Xperienced"

wtf... next time screw decent girl must pretend to be shy also?

a friendly reminder to other bros here.

[hyderbaddie]

IMHO i think it can still be salvaged. If she still has feeling for you then its just the simple chore of apologizing and telling her that your "fren" has influenced you by telling you of his escapades. In future, just dun expect so much from her. Some flowers and persistence should do the trick.

Another matter, one of her frens might turn out to be a samster, so posting your experience here might be "proof" of your identity.... wish you all the best boss.

[Megatronzombie]

I think the ass rimming gave you away ;p

anyway you can always blame it on too much porn watching and not commercial sex right?

[colins]

Well, this girl possess certain characteristics which you desired (but cannot get) in your former prc girl, and you tried to train her on characteristics which you love about this former prc girl.

This is why she left you bro. Tell me how it feels if your new gf tries to train you into somebody else (like she knows EXACTLY what type of sex partner she wants) within such a short time. Obviously, you know you are only there to replace the person in her mind, someone whom she lost. A girl once told me before, being a replacement for another girl to someone you like, is one of the most painful thing that can happen to a lady.

Let me guess, your new girl will be wild, natural sex craver, and someone who has combined attributes that were desirable in both this prc and local girl.

[AJamal]

"I think the ass rimming gave you away." :D :D

Bro, you have my sympathy. You bonk a dead fish, you get sexually frustrated. You try to teach the dead fish, she gets upset and breaks off the relationship.

I agree with another bro about the power of flowers and apologies to heal relationships. Of course it all depends on whether in your eyes she is worth the trouble.

If you do send her flowers I'd like to share an experience that may help you. I chose red roses (which apparently has a lot of heavy emotional symbolism - girls dig this shit), wrote only "Please forgive me" on the card, had it delivered to her office, and simply waited. I'm trying to be subtle.

Worked like a charm. She let me come in her mouth after we got back together.

[SingViet]

Bro, ass rimming is really a very commercial sex service and this gave you away. BBBJ is normal, although some still don't do it.

[SAWgunner]

i think we sbf bro's are better off with like-minded sexual nymphos... then both sides will be happy :p;):D

[aces68]

hmm.. i think the main question should be do u still want to get her back ?

agree with bro colins that you can't expect to replicate another person's sexual desires in her.
No offence to anyone...but a normal car can never be an F1 car, or a Toyota can never be a Mercedes.

[JacDao]

Well bro ! sex makes the world goes round . Go after her again , i am sure you can win her back . But go slow on the moves , i think you were to fast on the gun ! If you meet a FL you can teach her moves within the hour , if you get a partner in life you have a whole lifetime to do that !:D Sexducation of a partner takes time ! there might be a beast within her waiting to be unleashed !

[HairyBottom]

maybe the girl unhappy becos she BJ and AR for TS but TS never lick and finger her CB? Hmmm...

[Lenova]

Haha, will take note to take things slower next time... :D

[Neighbour]

Never treat your wife/gf the same way you treat a FL.

They are never at the same playing field.

[lovemachine]

Well, this girl possess certain characteristics which you desired (but cannot get) in your former prc girl, and you tried to train her on characteristics which you love about this former prc girl.

This is why she left you bro. Tell me how it feels if your new gf tries to train you into somebody else (like she knows EXACTLY what type of sex partner she wants) within such a short time. Obviously, you know you are only there to replace the person in her mind, someone whom she lost. A girl once told me before, being a replacement for another girl to someone you like, is one of the most painful thing that can happen to a lady.

Let me guess, your new girl will be wild, natural sex craver, and someone who has combined attributes that were desirable in both this prc and local girl.

omg collins, tell me who you are in real life, must be one of my "asshole" friends who know me inside outright? hahaha

you sure know me well....

[lovemachine]

"I think the ass rimming gave you away." :D :D

Bro, you have my sympathy. You bonk a dead fish, you get sexually frustrated. You try to teach the dead fish, she gets upset and breaks off the relationship.

I agree with another bro about the power of flowers and apologies to heal relationships. Of course it all depends on whether in your eyes she is worth the trouble.

If you do send her flowers I'd like to share an experience that may help you. I chose red roses (which apparently has a lot of heavy emotional symbolism - girls dig this shit), wrote only "Please forgive me" on the card, had it delivered to her office, and simply waited. I'm trying to be subtle.

Worked like a charm. She let me come in her mouth after we got back together.

i will send her 9999999999 roses to CIM haha! gonna try this flower trick!

[lovemachine]

ok going after her back and see what i can do.....haha

[colins]

omg collins, tell me who you are in real life, must be one of my "asshole" friends who know me inside outright? hahaha

you sure know me well....

Just be fair to your girl la, remember my last PM to you, I told you if you havent let go of your last relationship, you will still be controlled by her phantom. If you think I know you well enough, I can actually be more 'you' than yourself in real life rather than just one of your friends.

[Hungary Fighter]

If you think I know you well enough, I can actually be more 'you' than yourself in real life rather than just one of your friends.

the observer is always in the clearer picture.....???:D

[Viet_Cong]

This thread is really informative. The ass rimming part really brought a smile to my face.

But bbbj is normal for couples no? Isn't it equivalent to cunnilingus...

[Stud00]

Never treat your wife/gf the same way you treat a FL.

They are never at the same playing field.

i fully agree with bro neighbour..
TS..sorry to say this, but i find that you don love this gal at all, you are just being selfish and caring for your own needs..
you don love her.. you just Lust her..

[Dimculun]

@ TS

do you love her ?

or you just want to "DO" with her ?

[lovemachine]

haha, what is love?

[MOTORAZR]

and she just broke up with me, telling me i had too much sexual fantasy and seemed too "experienced". she said she checked with her female and male friends and the conclusion was: only a guy who has had lotsa commericial sex have this type of expectations. their decent friends fuck like boring rabbits, while im too adventureous and too "Xperienced"



Fucking like boring rabbits means decent??? Come on!! then what is the fun of Sex? Couples can be committed and still have lots of fun with each other. If she is really affected by this, then perhaps both of you are from a very different world. Just my 2 cents opinion.

[glooper83]

i fully agree with bro neighbour..
TS..sorry to say this, but i find that you don love this gal at all, you are just being selfish and caring for your own needs..
you don love her.. you just Lust her..

I agree with the above.

As much as i sympathise with TS for having sex with a dead fish as i had that kind of experience before, i must say that they are two different people from different background. Therefore, there should be a difference in expectations.

Secondly, what is love? I do not proclaim to have the ultimate answer. Respect? Trust?

But the way you are treating your new GF is totally 'Off' by my standards, your aim in three weeks is purely to bed her, and when you do, you complain that she is not up to par with your PRC slaves. Are you freaking out of your mind thinking that all girls are just toys for you?

[Vectra]

Bro lovemachine, I read your thread on the PRC and now this is cute. You take things too fast liao... Like drive car also have to change the gear gradually to top gear mah:D

[carmeo88]

He is driving a Ferrari....:D

[cunt_search]

He is driving a Ferrari....:D

haha:D
veli funny!

1 suggestion, watch VCD together to get her into the mode...er mood heh heh

[peanut123]

This thread is really informative. The ass rimming part really brought a smile to my face.

But bbbj is normal for couples no? Isn't it equivalent to cunnilingus...

Not all women like to BBBJ. Girls generally will be willing to try, but I had an ex-gf who refused. Told me she dare not. Dunno acting innocent or really so guai.

But I agree the AR request probably put her off and made her think TS is a pervert. So, stick to SOP, and if you want anything extra, at least try to make it look like its the first time you are trying it too.

[y7u8i9o0]

not all girls are teachable...if she still dun like it after a few lessons, she probably never will. So if u r thinking of living the rest of ur life with her, pls reconsider.

[joew2005]

2 me it's all up 2 yr decision.
when u r with her,do u crave 4 sex or luv?
if it's sex,then better not look her up again la.:o

[zyzer]

Bro, ass rimming is really a very commercial sex service and this gave you away. BBBJ is normal, although some still don't do it.

It tooks me 8 years to convince my wife to do BBBJ for me. :o :(

[EtherC]

Isn't it scary to have your GF or wife say things like "宝贝你要毒龙,冰火还是口爆?" when she's just a normal girl next door?Do you want a personal whore or a partner whom you spend the rest of your life with?

In paid sex, hookers tolerate the smell & taste of your asshole for the sake of money. There's no dignity in doing that and they cast it away because its good business. And seriously some hookers don't even offer ass rimming. Drill it in your mind that cheonging is different from the real world. Your wife or GF is not obliged to do that for you, she is your equal your counterpart. Will you drink your GF's pee and eat her shit if she gets high from seeing you do that? Have you tasted your own sperm? In a proper relationship, there ought to be respect. Being honest about one's sexual preferences is not wrong but please bear in mind that many girls are adverse to the taste of sperm or shit.

Start off with licking each other all over, use things like nutella or honey for example. Do her first and work slowly, once you make her high and reach orgasm she'll want to reciprocate the favor. Repeat for several sessions over some time and eventually after she becomes accustomed to licking you all over the bbbj and ass rimming will come. Of course you gotta be hygenic and make sure you empty your bowels and clean your asshole properly. Some alcohol will also help a lot in loosing your gf's inhibitions and smelling nice all over makes the whole deal easier.

If you want your fantasy satisfied, satisfy her's first and progress subtly to achieve your own gratification. Going into overdrive will just pik chak your lobang.

[LostALau]

[QUOTE=peanut123;3365858]Not all women like to BBBJ. Girls generally will be willing to try, but I had an ex-gf who refused. Told me she dare not. Dunno acting innocent or really so guai.

From the mare's mouth, I have learned that bj does not pleasure a gal . Some gals do it probably to service and satisfy their partners. It is actually a service and sacrifice on their parts. To them, seeing their partners enjoy is itself an enjoyment for them.

Similarly, I don't think we guys really enjoy painting a pussy. We do it because we enjoy looking at the expression and hearing the moaning sounds of the gals which make us feel erotic. Of course there are always exceptions. If that is the case, good luck to u.

[zhaonan]

Hope u r unscrew already!

[yingge]

All the best to u!

[haoyunqiqi]

U can only blame yrself!

[muguamugua]

U need a scew diver now loh!